NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

the first line goes in Cohost embeds

๐Ÿฅ I am not embroiled in any legal battle
๐Ÿฆ other than battles that are legal ๐ŸŽฎ

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

mastodon

email: contact at breadthcharge dot net

I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

conceptual midwife.

https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut

If you can see the "show contact info" dropdown below, I follow you. If you want me to, ask and I'll think about it.


ShugoWah
@ShugoWah

I've been trying to follow back people I recognize from twitter/other places but I'm afraid I've missed some people! it's very overwhelming, haha

if you think I missed you (or you think we'd just generally vibe) please reach out



AxelLycan
@AxelLycan

HARD SAME I can't recognize a lot of people by new names or icons.


micolithe
@micolithe

agreed! if you followed me during a period of heavy notifications your follow may have gotten lost in the shuffle & i am sorry! if i know you from a place tell me you're here.




shel
@shel

Boston Real Estate:

This adorable 800sqft 2BR condo is only $1,500,000 and located only a twenty-minute walk from trendy Davis Square and the MBTA Red Line! The $50/month condo fee covers preventing the roof from caving in. No air conditioning. Unit is currently occupied by six tenants on 12-month lease for $5,000/month. What a great way to earn passive income!

Philly Real Estate:

This sun-drenched 1,500sqft 1BR condo is $150,000 and located in the heart of Center City. Imagine being steps away from four-star restaurants, three-star restaurants, two-star restaurants, and everything else Center City has to offer. The $1,500/month condo fee covers everything: air conditioning, electric, heat, gas, air, water, earth, fire, cable, internet, gym, library, sewers, pool, rooftop garden, hospitality suite, movie theater, BDSM dungeon, leisure lounge, rec room, conference room, coworking space, lecture hall, wedding venue, concierge, and elevators. For an additional fee, garage valet parking is also available.




kokoscript
@kokoscript
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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

a helicopter is a contraption. no arguments on this point. it's shocking they make a sound other than "1930s toontown awooga car struggling to turn over"


NireBryce
@NireBryce
  • rotor held on by single, large nut and milspec thread lock
  • steered by using a rigid plate to suggest where rotor blades should go
  • most energy converted to noise
  • piloted only by levers, dials and valves
  • fragile and prone to explosions
  • vehicle with the most catostrophic accidents in it's class

a helicopter is a steam locomotive


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

Watches (smart or otherwise) are gizmos, as are cheap knockoff portable game gizmos like you might find on Wish


ceryl
@ceryl

A gizmo is a device of dubious quality, intent, usefulness, and statistical likelihood of explosions.


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF
Is large and can cause grievous bodily harmIs tiny and intricate, possibly made by elves
Works in general, could be the subject of a 1950s technical filmreelMachineDevice
May fly apart at any moment, should make cartoon noisesContraptionGizmo

atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

A rig is a contraption assembled from several devices and gizmos.


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

this is a rig (the actual, formal title) and nobody would disagree that it is a contraption made of a series of devices and gizmos. these are facts


NireBryce
@NireBryce

i spy some gadgets there too, like the rangefinder.


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